Evgeni Malakhov?

By Patricia Greuter
for 2ManAdvantage.com

Published: October 18, 2006

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One can only wish…instead, we merely have the delirious ramblings of one Glen Chico Resch. It’s fun. Malkin = Malakhov?

So, I’d like to play the boo-hoo card here. Whistle should have been blown, damnit! Okay, maybe not, but I’m supposed to be a biased Devils fan, so I’m allowed to be bitter and annoyed. It’s all good.

I’d also like to believe that the whistle would have been blown if this were any team that did not include the wonderboys themselves, Evgeni ~~Malakhov~~ Malkin and Sidney Crosby. Again, unrealistic and unreasonable on my part, but hey, at least I admit it.

Oh well.

At least it’s kind of funny that Malkin’s first career goal is a crap goal. Tee-hee.

Anyone else a little worried that we’re making goalies look unbelievably spectacular? I mean, banana pads, really? Let’s together say it — Marc-Andre Fleury is OVERRATED! …and let’s together bow our heads in shame that he is clearly saving the crap out of every shot our boys have attempted tonight. Hey, at least Jay Pandolfo finally got a goal. It only took, what, six hundred whacks at the puck?

To the third we go…if only we could score a power play goal. I’m starting to forget what one of those actually looks like!

…anyone else about ready to smash a baseball bat into their television at the sight of Eric Staal and his “oh woe is me, what if I lose this faceoff and lose the Cup?!!” EA NHL 2007 commercial? Wow, this is going to be a long season if we must be subjected to this commercial 549039 times a game.

UPDATE: Hey, we won. That’s always nice. So is 450 wins for Martin Brodeur. What’s not nice is Paul Martin’s awful turnovers throughout the game and the Devils inability to score a power play goal. I’ll take the two points though.

Bring on Nashville!

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