Bi-Polar Devils recapping!@@!!

By Patricia Greuter
for 2ManAdvantage.com

Published: December 14, 2006

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Joe and I are trying something a bit different tonight…complete in-game ramblings, non-stop. Enjoy!

Whoo-boy.

Breather. Let’s take a breather. You got this, Scotty. Stay focused.

…5 seconds later (literally): HE IS AWESOME!!

Nevermind. ~~Not your night.~~

Is it really too much to ask for the Devils D to actually do something positive? I mean, really?

Edit #2:

Clemmensen is on pace for ~~9000~~ nine million saves at this point.

Edit #3:

Scott Clemmensen is better than you. I don’t care if he’s given up two goals. He’s made five billion saves. 2-1 now, give a whole helluva lot of credit to Clemmy.

Edit #4:

OH HELL YES. WE ARE TIED. JAMIE MOTHER’FRIGGIN LANGENBRUNNER, 2 MAN ADVANTAGE STYLE!

…and now let’s turn it over to Joe:

Edit #5: Jamie Langenbrunner, I Want Your Hand in Marriage

Jamie Langenbrider ( I don’t wanna hear anything about the crappy photoshop job, I’m busy dag nammit! )

This is easily becoming the most frantic, out-of-control entry in this blogs young life, and we’re only through 1 damn period! But then again, that’s exactly how this game has unfolded.

Jamie Langenbrunner has reconciled all sin thus for tonight. Now that the Devils have got themselves back to the surface, let’s see if they can find the dry land.

I’m gonna come right out and say it…shoot the puck, because Tim Thomas is a rented retard.

Oh, and btw, the quote of the night goes to Dr. Mike Emrick: “..the Bruins will be shorthanded and Chara is shnookered!”

Back to Patricia…

Edit #6:

Scott Clemmensen. You are The Man.

Edit #7:

If I haven’t made it known yet, let me say that Scott Clemmensen is terrific. Tim Thomas is not.

Edit #8:

…poop. Here’s a novel idea: stop taking penalties. Clemmensen is not God, contrary to what I may write.

Edit #9:

Re-mem-mem-ber? Mike Rupp. On behalf of Devils fans across the nation…or, well, for the 35 of us, I’d like to say thank you. We are happy you are back. And we forgive you for sucking in 2004.

And for Erik Rasmussen…I knew you had it in you, you scoring monster you.

3-3 folks. Sit tight.

Edit #10:

Smooth move pulling Clemmy, idiot. Are you kidding me? 4-3. It must be a blast taking penalties all gosh darn night and giving the Bruins opportunities left and right to score. I think Boston has scored 24 power play goals tonight. Can’t play catch-up all night boys, you will lose.