Well, that game was an atrocity.

I’m getting really sick and tired of watching the offense, or lack thereof, miss chance after chance.  I mean really, what is so immoral about focusing on offense for a while?  Is it really that unforgiving of a practice to run and gun some offense and maybe get yourselves a lead by more than one goal?!  Claude, you’ve taken this ‘conservative’ style to a whole new level.  In the last 3 games the Devils have now been outscored 12-3 which is actually forcing me to experience an inhuman type of nausea.  But, I guess that’s what happens when people like GOMEZ decide to take an empty-net opportunity and shoot the damn puck WIDE.  Cute, Scott.  Way to earn that paycheck.  The Goalpost love-triangle wasn’t funny either, guys.  Save that crap for The Maury Show.

So much for the game-in-hand over Pittsburgh.  Congrats boys, you’ve somehow let a 9-point division lead blow up faster than Lindsay Lohan’s car insurance rates.  This is not the time to be having a team-wide meltdown!  Hit the showers and please, for the love of Leif Ericsson, get your act together.  This is no way to build momentum going into the playoffs.  These last few games are going to be huge - so quit with the circus act, would ya?!

Oh, and Rod Pelley: You suck.  Hard.