HEY!…Check This Out.

So everyone is on the same page about the Goal-Song change, right? Well, this far into the season, you should be. The new ‘Ole’ song just doesn’t do it for me. If you’re like me, you’ll get a kick outta this site: http://www.bringbackhey.com (link opens in new window) I’m sure some of you may have [...]

St. Patrick’s Day Massacre

And to think, I actually risked my life for THAT! First off: Congratulations to David Clarkson on his 1st National Hockey League goal!   Too bad that’s about all the good I can take out of today.  Apparently the Devils are holding an annual “Let’s Get Our Asses Kicked By Carolina” Day at the Meadowlands.  Anyone [...]

Intermission!

Pardon the slight delay between posts. Don’t fret, I shall be back shortly. It’ll be good times. Promise.

Super-Powers Collide!

Alright, alright.  I wouldn’t exactly call the Devils a ‘super-power’ but technically tonight’s game features the fight for 1st place.  Regardless of the outcome, the Rams Sabres will still hold the top seed in the East, but if New Jersey has anything to say about it, it will be by a mere single point. Now, [...]

Simon sits in the corner indefinitely

Chris Simon has been given Time Out indefinitely by the NHL, as the league now must figure out what to do with Dumbass Simon after his lumberjack swing at Ryan Hollweg’s (baseball) head. Better yet, Dumbass doesn’t get any pay in the meantime. Guess he’ll have to shave his own head for the time being… [...]

The Verdict: Rad Brad Concussed

So, thanks to the elbow of one, Mr. Colby Armstrong (who, apparently does have quite the strong arm), Rad Brad Lukowich will be out of the Devils lineup for an indefinite amount of time with a concussion. Better yet, one, Mr. Colby Armstrong, who was not even penalized on the blatant elbow, will likely not [...]

Tip of the Day!!!

2 Man Advantage’s Tip of the Day #4: Contrary to popular belief, Ryan Hollweg does not have a baseball for a head. Chris Simon, I am talking to you. Baseball head or not, you may not take a homerun derby swing at Mr. Hollweg. Go sit in the corner.

Oh…my…goodness.

Scott Gomez, you’re a poop head. Thanks for that lovely turnover, really, was nice. Don’t make me bust out the Poo-mez picture again. I’m not afraid to use it. …and it’s nice to see the Penguins playing some awfully dirty hockey right now. Because, yeah, elbows are legal and all… Better win it in OT. [...]

Oh, Johnny.

Johnny Oduya has taken his 897th Delay of Game penalty for skyrocketing another puck over the glass.  This, my friends, is a record that will stand the test of time. That is all.

Okay boys:

Banana Pads must be stopped.

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