Oh, and Grant Marshall is back

…seriously. I can’t make this stuff up. Reports out of Canada indicate that Mr. Marshall has indeed been added to the New Jersey Devils roster. I can’t really divulge the details, as I do not speak French, but if there are any developments that I can actually understand, I will bring them to you as [...]

On the eve of Round 2…

______ I made this whole amazingly awesome preview of the series, but as it often seems true, the internet sucks. I’d like to thank said internet for generating an error just as I was about to hit the “publish” button, erasing my good 45 minutes worth of work. Seriously, thanks. That made me feel so [...]

SERIES ONE ROUNDUP: MAKING THE GRADE

Hopefully we’ll get to do at least a couple of these, but we’ll make do with what we have. So now, I present to you 2 Man Advantage’s Serious Series One Roundup! And the award winners are… THE KING OF AWESOME: Zach Parise. If there’s a Conn Smythe of the first round, Mr. Parise would [...]

Hoo-ho, to Round 2 we go!

Uhh, Joe, I think I’m going to have to kick your ass for not updating the site in my absence. I jest, I jest. So the Devils are off to Round 2 against none other than the Ottawa Senators. I shiver at the thought. Alas, if we could beat Tampa Bay without Grant Marshall, then [...]

Time to party, take two!

Alright folks, I’m signing off until Monday. Heading out to Long Island now to spend a much needed long weekend with some good friends (aka Mr. Bechtel), and as usual, we’ll both be sitting in the stands sweating bullets for Game 5 tomorrow. In the meantime, I give full posting power to Joe — go [...]

GAME 4 BREAKDOWN: OUT OF THE HOLE!

I really do feel spoiled to witness such an amazing hockey game during the opening round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  Scott Gomez, I beg for your forgiveness of every “Poomez” joke I have ever made in my life.  In fact, I promise to re-hang my Scott Gomez poster above my bed.. c’mon, doesn’t that [...]

Live-capping Game 4

10:09 PM ET: Oh my goodness. Scott Gomez won the game for the Devils. I’m in awe right now. Series tied 2-2. 10:06 PM ET: SERGEI MOTHERFRIGGEN BRYLIN YOU WERE WIDE-FRIGGEN-OPEN IN FRONT OF THE NET WITH NOT A SINGLE SOUL AROUND YOU AND YOU SHOT IT WIDE???? COME ON!! 10:04 PM ET: Pardon the [...]

It could be worse

____ …at least we’re not the Atlanta Thrashers.

GAME THREE BREAKDOWN (the grave is at 3 feet!)

The New Jersey Devils have been shoved half-way into their playoff graves. The sad part is, the ground shouldn’t even have been broken yet. The Devils let Game 3 slip away with perhaps one of their worst playoff performances since Game 6 of the 2001 Stanley Cup Finals. I could go on forever about what [...]

Live-capping Game 3

9:36 PM ET: Okay, game is over. Devils lose. Series is only 2-1 Lightning, but it might as well be 3-1 in my eyes. Who should we point the finger at for tonight’s loss? Ah, our wonderful MVP Marty Brodeur. I just love how he claims he needs to be the difference in the game [...]

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