9:35 PM ET: Game over, Devils lose 4-3. Not a big deal, so long as Weekes is okay. Early reports out of NY seem to indicate he should be a-okay though.
JOSH SAYS: Meh. Preseason. We didn’t look that bad once the first period ended.

Mmm, cheese. 9:24 PM ET:
Holler. Gionta makes Valiquette look like swiss cheese, 4-3.

9:20 PM ET:
Brother Parise looks pretty good tonight. This kid’s got talent.

9:17 PM ET:
Ugh. The boys are just making Valiquette look terrific tonight, aren’t they? No screen, no deflection. No goal.

9:12 PM ET:
Too many penalties.
JOSH SAYS: Nickie Palmieri, you’re assaulting the wrong guy. Avery is #16.

9:08 PM ET:
Jordan Parise with a huge save on Artem Anisimov…I think. Training camp roster names are unkind to journalists.

9:05 PM ET:
Ryan Hollweg just knocked the poop out of Richard Matvichuk. Boy, these Rangers sure like to hit.

9:03 PM ET:
Sigh, another Devils penalty. Parise and Gionta both in the box. What’s wrong with that picture?

8:59 PM ET:
Come on miraculous comeback!

[JOE HERE, REPORTING LIVE FROM MSG:]
MUCH more aggressive in the 2nd. It’s become obvious that Lou needs to start drafting d-men though. Tee-hee.

8:42 PM ET:
And we’re done with two.

8:37 PM ET:
I’ll eat my words now. Wow, Parise with a dazzler of a goal on the man advantage. He totally made Kaspar look like a fool. 4-2.
JOSH SAYS: Holy (poo) a power play goal!!

8:36 PM ET:
Drats, another Devils PP. Decline penalties?

8:30 PM ET:
Ugh. Chemistry folks, chemistry. 4-1 Rangers.

HE WILL CRUSH YOU! 8:26 PM ET:
Vishnevski is a mother friggen beast! BEAST I tell you!

8:25 PM ET:
Another empty power play. I’m not worried. The boys actually don’t look too bad, rather, they just don’t have the most chemistry in the world right now. It’ll get better.

8:21 PM ET:
Darn, spoke too soon. Montoya out, Steve Valiquette in. Devils set for another power play as well.
JOSH SAYS: If someone’s not going to just pull out a pistol and murder Avery on the ice, I’d take just Avery f’ing up really badly resulting in a Devils goal.

8:19 PM ET:
Puckhandler Montoya is not. Keep wandering behind the net, Al. At this rate, the Devils might just have a shot.
2MA READER CHRIS SAYS: First true sign of Devils hockey — Elias unable to score on an open net.

8:12 PM ET:
The Devils have life.

This picture is always fun. 8
:09 PM ET: Mmm, Al Montoya and Darius Kasparaitis have a lovely miscommunication, Zubrus takes advantage and pops the puck in. 3-1 Rangers.

8:07 PM ET:
Brilliant camera work, MSG. 3-0 Rangers now, but the viewing audience wouldn’t know it. MSG finds it more important to show meaningless highlights of other crap.

8:03 PM ET: Start of the second. I’d either like to see the Devils make a triumphant yet meaningless comeback or Sean Avery spontaneously combust. Either would be fun.

[JOE HERE, REPORTING LIVE FROM MSG:]
Well, here’s my thoughts on the first. Zajac is our best player so far, Zubrus has been excellent in his own end, Vishnevski looking like he’s in another country, and our D has no depth whatsoever. Elias seems to still be the vocal leader.

7:45 PM ET:
2-0 after one. Uh, did the Devils show up tonight?
JOSH SAYS: Well, that sucked.

7:40 PM ET:
Attaboy Marshy! Avery is a marked man. Too bad Cam doesn’t have a bionic shoulder, he would have ripped Mr. Avery’s head off by now, I reckon.

7:37 PM ET:
These poor, poor Devils. Can’t get anything going. David Clarkson proves he believes he can fly. Wonder if he can touch the sky, too.

7:35 PM ET:
Kaspar nearly annihilated poor Johnny O. Another penalty. Devils on the pee-pee.

We hate you. 7:32 PM ET: Hearts for Vishnevski. Yeah, he just took a penalty and put the boys down two men, and yeah, the Rangers just scored again putting the Devils in the hole 2-0, but at least he gave a hearty cross-check to Sean Avery in the process. That’s always fun to watch.

Not that I condone injuring players or anything…but Sean Avery is stupid.

7:30 PM ET: Rupp in the box, Devils shorthanded again. I know this is preseason and all, but if the Devils want to get back into this one, they need to kill this bad boy off.

And kill Sean Avery, too.

7:28 PM ET: It’s starting to get a little feisty. Boys, take note: Sean Avery must be destroyed.

7:27 PM ET:
Nothing really going on right now. Borrrrring. Sean Avery is still garbage though.

7:18 PM ET: Looks like we’re going to see a goalie change just minutes into the game. He really got run bad, folks. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a concussion here — he whacked his head bad after getting run by Avery.

Scary sight. 7:17 PM ET:
Weekes is down after getting creamed by Sean Avery. In a respectable fashion, the crowd is cheering. I love how goalies continue to be run by this butt face. Seriously. This is ridiculous.
JOE SAYS: Avery: Two minutes for a hate crime.

7:14 PM ET:
Upon further review, I really hate these new jerseys. They’re butt ugly. The angled bottoms are terrible.

7:11 PM ET:
Le sigh. Byers all alone up front and throws the puck past Weekes. Good coverage boys. Really.

7:10 PM ET:
Penalty, Devils. It starts already. Corrente in the box. Bastard.

7:08 PM ET:
Here we go!

4:29 PM ET:
Mr. Bechtel will be attending tonight’s festivities. Look for reports from Joe throughout the game. Oh yeah.
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Tune in to our friends over at MSG Network to see the Devils take on the New York Rangers tonight in preseason action. Game time is at 7 pm.

And yes folks, you read right: I will be live-capping the game tonight.

Hooray!

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