Dear New Jersey Devils,

By Patricia Greuter
for 2ManAdvantage.com

Published: March 31, 2009

Stop sucking kthx.

Always and forever,
Patricia XOXO

PS~ Give me a suite for next season. That would be pretty sweet. HA GET IT? SUITE — SWEET? …I’m sorry.

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7 Comments on "Dear New Jersey Devils,"

  1. Dago Red on Tue, 31st Mar 2009 4:57 pm 

    I know I’m preaching to the choir, but man I wish Scottie Stevens were still around, or at least had a few more seasons to play against Sean Avery. If you look back, all of the Ranger pests of the 90s (Domi, Chris King) eventually had their moment staring into the arena floodlights from the prone position, wondering if they remembered to turn off the gas before leaving for the rink.

  2. mrsheeps on Wed, 1st Apr 2009 11:58 am 

    Dago – Imagine if they could bring Scott Stevens to practice. Man. Wake-up call. They need one.

  3. Rolstoned on Wed, 1st Apr 2009 1:49 pm 

    dude! what’s mine say?

    sweet! what’s mine say?

    dude! what’s mine say?

    sweet……………..

  4. dave on Wed, 1st Apr 2009 8:59 pm 

    Wow really 5-1…score some damn goals, whers elias?!…wake up pairise, zajac n madden

  5. Darren on Wed, 1st Apr 2009 9:03 pm 

    Still sucking….

  6. Jeremy on Wed, 1st Apr 2009 9:20 pm 

    Im almost lucky to be on vacation right now and not able to watch the game here in NC. Otherwise I’m pretty sure I would have to replace a tv screen somewhere if I was back home in NJ.

    WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO THIS TEAM ?!?!?!

  7. Win on Wed, 1st Apr 2009 10:00 pm 

    maybe it’s an april fool’s joke.