Dearest Patricia,

Please respect the terms of our restraining order. We don’t want to have to get the police involved again.

Also, no.

Schnuggles,

The New Jersey Devils

P.S. Kindly return Patrik Elias at your earliest convenience. He gets cranky when he’s away from Zach and Gio too long.

Comments

  1. I love you, Steve.

  2. Kristyn says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. xD
    That made my day.
    Thank you.