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The Night The Lights Went Out In Jersey

Published: January 9, 2010

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So.  That was strange.
Look, I know the PSE&G Power Play sucked tonight, but seriously.  C’mon.
I take full blame for the power outage, by the way.  I was in the arena tonight, and for no good reason whatsoever, myself and my friend Amanda got into a discussion about how there hasn’t been a leak in the [...]

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Captainbrunner = Hattrickenbrunner

Published: January 3, 2010

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Okay, so I gotta work on the name.  I can’t help it if Hat Trick doesn’t fit in as nicely for Langenbrunner as it does Andy Greene (Greenetrick!) or Niklas Bergfors (Bergtrick!) or Patty Elias (Hatrik, of course).
But yes, Jamie Langenbrunner, fresh off his addition to the roster of Team USA as token old guy, [...]

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The Best. Ever. Period.

Published: December 22, 2009

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I STILL LIVE, I SWEAR!

Published: December 19, 2009

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The end of the college semester is always tough.  Especially the closer one gets to finally graduating (one semester left – if I’m lucky/good, I graduate exactly 10 years after getting the hell out of high school.  Sad, but fitting).
So sorry I haven’t posted much lately, but with a straight month ’til school starts up [...]

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Mr. Shutout

Published: December 8, 2009

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I’m a busy, busy man for the next week and a half.  My posts will be few and far between.  But I have the time for this.  There’s ALWAYS time for the Wonka picture.
Martin Brodeur, to the Buffalo Sabres, as he’s said to 102 others before them:

Marty, you’re the man.  ‘Grats, sir.

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A Brief Open Letter to Martin Brodeur, American Citizen

Published: December 2, 2009

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Dear Marty,
Congratulations on passing your United States of America citizenship test.  Now that you are an official American citizen, there is one bit of wisdom I’d like to pass along:
It’s not poutine anymore.  It’s Disco Fries.  Get used to it, and please assimilate accordingly.
Again, congratulations!
With love,
2 Man Advantage

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Poor David Clarkson…

Published: November 28, 2009

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Poor, poor David Clarkson.
And poor us as well.
That’s why you stand up and face a Zdeno Chara slapshot head-on rather than wimping out and turning sideways.  Of course, I say this behind a laptop, and not on ice staring down the barrel of a 100 MPH slapshot from the guy who broke Al MacInnis’ fastest [...]

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Devils @ Stars LIVECAP!

Published: November 21, 2009

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10:48 PM: Oh, the ZubbieCounterContest, of course.  A big congrats to Kristyn, who’s 27th Goal As A Devil “27 Dresses” Zubbie picture just edged out Kevin B.’s 26th Goal As A Devil Zubmission.  Kristyn, get a hold of us at zubbiecounter at gmail dot com and we’ll get your unidentified swag in the mail.  Congratulations!  [...]

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Good News/Bad News

Published: November 16, 2009

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Good news:  I haven’t been too lazy to post lately, just too busy.  Bad news:  That doesn’t change much this week.
Good news:  The Devils attempt to tie the NHL record for consecutive road wins to start the season tonight in Philadelphia.  Bad news:  The game’s on Versus, so if you have DirecTV (like me), you’re [...]

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News galore!

Published: November 6, 2009

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Today, my friends, is a big day in Devils fandom.  Something that hasn’t happened all season is about to happen.
Yep, user-generated ZubbieCounters!  (What, you were thinking something else?)
Oh, and that Elias dude is playing in tonight’s game or something.
Let’s get to it:
Patrik Elias makes his season debut tonight after missing the first thirteen games of [...]

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