The Verdict: Rad Brad Concussed

So, thanks to the elbow of one, Mr. Colby Armstrong (who, apparently does have quite the strong arm), Rad Brad Lukowich will be out of the Devils lineup for an indefinite amount of time with a concussion. Better yet, one, Mr. Colby Armstrong, who was not even penalized on the blatant elbow, will likely not [...]

They Deserved To Lose

Groins are stupid. So are the Philadelphia Flyers. Banish groins and the Flyers and the world would be a much happier place. Seriously. Bad start to the period for the Devils, and Parise lost a little awesomeness with his tripping penalty, but he’s still more awesome than every single Flyer, so all is well. Patrik [...]

And for comic relief…

Good enough for a repost!

Brad, you have impressed me so much in the past few months, I have to give you quite the hat tip. Honestly, I hope you stay a Devil now. I love you, man. With such a grand display of hockey skill, it is my pleasure to give you your very own Category here on 2 [...]

Lukoil strikes again!

OH YEAH.

Brad Lukowich is awesome

Waiter, I’d like to order now. I’ll start with the French Onion soup and the side salad, then I’ll have a nice, big serving of your finest crow. Oh, and I’d like a glass of Kool-Aid with that. I still miss Richard Matvichuk though.

HELP!

The Devils have a major case of the owies. Thank goodness Colin White is ready to go after missing eight games with a groin boo-boo. Poor White. We really did miss his amazing ability to taking dumb penalties at the absolute worst times. Alas, Whitey has been solid. I cannot fault him too badly, as [...]

Oh my.

Silly Devils, did you guys really think you could actually compete with the Buffalo Sabres? Lies! Granted, the Devils really outplayed the Sabres in the first two periods, which of course, I did not get to watch, but for the third…well, our lovely defense decided to take a swing a handling things. Brian Rafalski is [...]

Hearts For Lukowich

Brad Lukowich easily had his best game of the season last night. Moreover, I’d like to even credit him as the best defenseman of the game. Brad, keep this up and I will personally negotiate a 15 year contract extention with Lou Lamoriello for you. It’ll be great. Oh, so, uh, what ever happened with [...]

Oh. My. Goodness.

Brad Lukowich sucks a little less. Unfortunately for Brad, that’s still just too much suckage to handle.

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