Published: May 30, 2007
Anyone remember this blog? Yeah, I proclaimed I was better than Sidney Crosby. How awesome am I? Well, over the past few months a few angry Penguins fans have voiced their displease for my proclaimation. So, Pittsburgh fans, I say this to you: I’m still better than Sidney Crosby. Just kidding. I mean, he is [...]
Published: April 16, 2007
Joe and I would like to express our condolences to those affected by the tragic shootings that occurred today at Virginia Tech University. Already being called the deadliest campus shooting in American history, reports indicate that 32 people have been killed while many others have been injured — some quite serious. The gunman is also [...]
Published: March 20, 2007
…it sure made me smile after tonight’s latest loss in the skid. WATCH: Clark, the Canadian Hockey Goalie (link opens in new window) Quick description: Hockey Goalie Clark, absolutely dreads the offseason, so he decides to pick up a new summertime hobby to fill the void that seemingly lacing up the skates can only do [...]
Published: March 9, 2007
Chris Simon has been given Time Out indefinitely by the NHL, as the league now must figure out what to do with Dumbass Simon after his lumberjack swing at Ryan Hollweg’s (baseball) head. Better yet, Dumbass doesn’t get any pay in the meantime. Guess he’ll have to shave his own head for the time being… [...]
Published: February 8, 2007
Joe and I were big Anna Nicole fans. We always enjoyed her crazy, wild personality and knew that under all the drama and drugs, she had a good heart. We would just like to take a moment away from hockey real quick and express our condolences to her family — especially her daughter, Dannielynn, who [...]
Published: December 12, 2006
Reports out of Boston indicate that Bruins rookie Phil Kessel has been diagnosed with testicular cancer and will be sidelined for an indefinite period of time. While it is unknown how long Boston will be without their 2006 first-rounder, the Kessel family did issue a statement Monday asking for privacy, also stating “When there is [...]
Published: October 30, 2006
Let me just say that I think the goal song choices are entirely lame, dumb, and stupid. Bring back Gary Glitter, please? So he’s a boy-toucher…yeah, that’s totally frowned upon and all, but we need the “Hey Song” gosh darnit! (and yes, I know it’s really not called the “Hey Song.”)