Anyone remember this blog?

Yeah, I proclaimed I was better than Sidney Crosby. How awesome am I?

Well, over the past few months a few angry Penguins fans have voiced their displease for my proclaimation.

So, Pittsburgh fans, I say this to you:

I’m still better than Sidney Crosby.

Just kidding.

I mean, he is apparently the next Penguin Cap’n, so, well, he’s technically one-up on me right now.

Watch your back, Sidney. Once I get bionic knees and sweet talk my way into the NHL, I will surely kick your butt.

Book it.

Joe and I would like to express our condolences to those affected by the tragic shootings that occurred today at Virginia Tech University. Already being called the deadliest campus shooting in American history, reports indicate that 32 people have been killed while many others have been injured — some quite serious.

The gunman is also among the dead, Virginia authorities report.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the students and faculty of Virginia Tech along with their families.

…it sure made me smile after tonight’s latest loss in the skid.

WATCH: Clark, the Canadian Hockey Goalie (link opens in new window)

Quick description: Hockey Goalie Clark, absolutely dreads the offseason, so he decides to pick up a new summertime hobby to fill the void that seemingly lacing up the skates can only do for him. Will playing in the infield for the Bears satsify that craving for Clark and put him in the ranks of Bo and Deion, among others? Find out by watching the brilliant movie short, Clark, the Canadian Hockey Goalie!

…okay I’m done playing Movie Critic…tee-hees.

Thanks goes out to Mandy for the link!

Joe and I were big Anna Nicole fans. We always enjoyed her crazy, wild personality and knew that under all the drama and drugs, she had a good heart. We would just like to take a moment away from hockey real quick and express our condolences to her family — especially her daughter, Dannielynn, who man, has a tough road ahead of her.

Anna had a lot of ups and downs in her life, seemingly more downs than ups, and it’s unfortunate to see such a beautiful, vibrant woman die so young. But hey, honestly, I think that she died when her son Daniel died. That kid was her life. Sure, she was a trainwreck, but she always made it her duty to tell her son she loved him and make sure he was okay.

At least they can be together again…

Rest In Peace, Anna. We hope your suffering is finally over.

Reports out of Boston indicate that Bruins rookie Phil Kessel has been diagnosed with testicular cancer and will be sidelined for an indefinite period of time.

While it is unknown how long Boston will be without their 2006 first-rounder, the Kessel family did issue a statement Monday asking for privacy, also stating “When there is an update, and it is appropriate to do so, we will update everyone on Phil’s health.” Respecting the request for privacy, head coach Dave Lewis had no comment on Kessel’s situation or status.

Drafted fifth overall in last year’s entry draft, Kessel has appeared in 27 games for the Bruins this season, posting five goals and four assists for nine points.

We wish Phil a speedy recovery!

Let me just say that I think the goal song choices are entirely lame, dumb, and stupid.

Bring back Gary Glitter, please? So he’s a boy-toucher…yeah, that’s totally frowned upon and all, but we need the “Hey Song” gosh darnit! (and yes, I know it’s really not called the “Hey Song.”)