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COMMENTRANTY: Uh, what the hell was that?

Published: December 19, 2007

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Wow. I don’t think any of us were quite expecting that. The close up of Brent Sutter mumbling to himself constantly shown in the latter stages of last night’s 5-0 whipping at the hands of our Vancouver counterparts said it all. Blame it on the long flight or the bad bounces if you want, but [...]

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RANT: Something, anything – just stop the bleeding!

Published: November 11, 2007

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After blowing lavish amounts of money to watch some of the greatest suck-fests in recent Devils history, I just can’t stand to watch the team I adore so much continue to put forth such piss-poor efforts. Players stuck in slumps that have carried over from last year, an inability to develop chemistry, and a no-excuse [...]

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Attention Devils: STOP SUCKING

Published: November 6, 2007

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My apologies to those who swung by 2MA land looking for a livecap of tonight’s game. But after hearing the final score (5-0 Penguins), do you really want to know the messy details? I didn’t think so. It’s been a long time since the team played so badly that I could honestly say I was [...]

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COMMENTRANTY: Complete shocker, Avery opens his mouth!

Published: November 4, 2007

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Well it seems as if this rivalry has taken yet another turn! See what had happened was, prior to the Devils’ second meeting of the season with the Rangers Sunday night, Wuss Avery had a few words for some of our boys in Red. These words can be seen here. (link opens in new window) [...]

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COMMENTRANTY: The Long Trek & The Pessimist’s Reaction

Published: October 22, 2007

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So this is how it stands: one big game left on the record-setting road trip and the Devils are 3-4-1, collecting seven of a possible 16 points thus far, with two more big ones up for grabs Thursday night. If you have anything to do with the Devils — from Lou Lamoriello to the losers [...]

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Worthy of a Rant

Published: May 2, 2007

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*DISCLAIMER*: Everyone tune up your sarcasm meters and suck on some salt.  Hear me out, here. I can’t take it anymore.  I just can’t stomach this kind of hockey in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  This is not the New Jersey Devils team that we watched during the regular season. Tonight’s game was nothing short of nauseating [...]

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I need to Rant!@

Published: April 30, 2007

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It’s apparent the Ottawa Sun hates us. No worries, really. I otherwise would not care very much about what some bitter Canadian columnist had to say about the Devils, but Mr. Earl McRae takes the oh-so-delicious cake. THIS (link opens in new window) is what I’m referring to, folks. So, apparently, New Jerseyans are two [...]

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Pardon me.

Published: February 7, 2007

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I hate when hockey fans turn into assholes. Seriously, guys, get over it. Your team lost. What, you’re all pissy because King Henrik finally faultered in the shootout, so you think you have the right to go and physically assault a rival fan? Messed up, I’ll tell you what. We’re all hockey fans here. Rivalries [...]

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Time to get something off my chest

Published: January 17, 2007

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It’s always fun beating the New York Rangers. It’s also always fun being in first place. Watch out Buffalo! So, I’d like to start with a shoutout to our friends over at the Battle of New York blog. Seems like the latest Devils triumph has caused quite the stir over there, with Rangers fans crying [...]

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