Published: August 23, 2009
2ManAdvantage.com’s Tip of the Day #412: Don’t kick your cab driver’s ass over $0.27 cents when your annual salary is $875,000.
I’m sure this priceless piece of information was buried somewhere within the paperwork of Kane’s contract, he just hasn’t learned to read the fine print so early in his NHL career.
Not a [...]
Published: November 14, 2008
Career changes are good and all, but here’s one I wouldn’t recommend:
Jumping from close-minded ESPN Hockey Analyst right back into the NHL Coaching mix. Turns out you’ll only make it about 15 games into the season.
I guess the ‘Ning couldn’t find any other excuses for their dismal record, given the ridiculous amount [...]
Published: December 19, 2007
2 MAN ADVANTAGE’S TIP OF THE DAY #10:
Don’t post a picture making fun of Britney Spears and her baby-making-skills on a hockey website.
Like this:
‘cuz, well, apparently when do you that, it causes 16 year olds to become pregnant the next day, like this:
Spears family, we apologize.
Published: September 24, 2007
2 MAN ADVANTAGE’S TIP OF THE DAY #9:
Don’t mess with Rick DiPietro.
Seriously.
’nuff said.
Published: August 16, 2007
2 MAN ADVANTAGE’S TIP OF THE DAY #8:
Dear Ryan Seacrest,
No. No, no, no.
No.
No.
…no.
With love,
2 Man Advantage
Published: July 25, 2007
2 MAN ADVANTAGE’S TIP OF THE DAY #7: Do not emulate the Staal brothers. Well, at least not Jordan or Eric.
Despite being much the talk of the hockey world during recent seasons, Jordan and Eric Staal may have taken a step in the wrong direction. The NHL brothers were among a group of [...]
Published: June 18, 2007
2 MAN ADVANTAGE’S TIP OF THE DAY #6: If you want a lot of money, go to the Philadelphia Flyers.
Scott Hartnell and Kimmo Timonen sure cashed in big time, packing their bags and saying sayonara to the relocation-ready Predators and heading east to the Forsberg-less Flyers.
Oh, and in the process, Hartnell racked up a 6-year [...]
Published: March 21, 2007
2 Man Advantage’s Tip of the Day #5: Don’t eff with Colton Orr.
Especially if your name starts with a Todd and ends in a Fedoruk.
Poor guy was down for the count and knocked out cold after getting clocked in the cheek by the Blueshirt Bad-Ass. After being carted off by the Meat Wagon, Fedoruk was [...]
Published: March 8, 2007
2 Man Advantage’s Tip of the Day #4: Contrary to popular belief, Ryan Hollweg does not have a baseball for a head.
Chris Simon, I am talking to you.
Baseball head or not, you may not take a homerun derby swing at Mr. Hollweg.
Go sit in the corner.
Published: January 24, 2007
2 Man Advantage’s Tip of the Day #3: Darius Kasparaitis sucks.
There’s a reason why he was placed on waivers today by the Rangers. Sure, the Rangers suck right now too, but in all fairness to our crosstown crappers, Kaspar is terrible.
So, what is our tip then? Basically, I’d like to let the Philadelphia Flyers know [...]