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		<title>Devils vs. Thrashers, 10/16/09&#8230;Thoughts from Section 209</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Mackie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry about not doing this last night (but hey, so much other stuff to read on 2ma, right??)&#8230;. sometimes ya just wanna go out and let the awful game settle in and think about it&#8230;. 14 years of experience will do that to you and your writing&#8230; and sometimes ya gotta say fuck it and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry about not doing this last night (but hey, so much other stuff to read on 2ma, right??)&#8230;. sometimes ya just wanna go out and let the awful game settle in and think about it&#8230;. 14 years of experience will do that to you and your writing&#8230; and sometimes ya gotta say fuck it and go out and grab a few beers (oh NO&#8230; bad language and now he&#8217;s endorsing drinking some alcohols, welcome to the Rated R Recap indeed&#8230;. I should pull an Edge and do a &#8220;Live Sex&#8221; gimmick too :p)&#8230;. and not like the Devils gave me a helluva lot to talk about right??</p>
<p>the Good:<br />
&#8211; I thought Bryce Salvador had an excellent game and always seemed on the ice&#8230; and then I get home and see he played 14 minutes??? Hell I thought he had that in the first period&#8230;..<br />
&#8211; Paul Martin (looked good with Salvador too)&#8230;. and more and more each game he&#8217;s jumping into the play&#8230; he&#8217;s doing things offensively&#8230; a +2 last night&#8230; and he&#8217;s the ONLY guy on the blue line who&#8217;s gonna be able to be that extra guy to make the difference on certain plays&#8230; he&#8217;s got the green light to GO and he&#8217;s been doing good with it!<br />
&#8211; Again Jamie Langenbrunner makes a total HOLY SHIT pass to feed Parise for the goal, that actually woke the arena up for all of &#8230;. 3:49 (hey least the fail is taking longer to happen then the 82 seconds from last year&#8230;)<br />
&#8211; the first period was simply a fantastic domination (but they didn&#8217;t score&#8230;. if there was more good to mention I&#8217;d have chopped this one on the editor&#8217;s floor, but I am working from a VERY limited canvas here)</p>
<p>the Bad:<br />
&#8211; David Clarkson had a breakaway late in the first but was totally gassed on a long shift&#8230;. this turned out to be kinda important because a goal in the first period coulda been a back breaker the way the can of whoop ass was being enjoyed!<br />
&#8211; Andrew Peters&#8230;. you can&#8217;t score, you don&#8217;t hit, you can&#8217;t skate and even YOUR FIGHTING SUCKS!!!! (I hate to say it&#8230; but the blonde was right&#8230; he should use his skate blade next time, it might be more interesting :p)<br />
&#8211; the power play&#8230; WHAT?? Can&#8217;t score&#8230; WHAT???&#8230;. Gives up a game killing shortie&#8230;.WHAT!!!!! Good Lord are special teams are killing us&#8230;&#8230;<br />
&#8211; &#8230;.. as much as the GOALTENDING is&#8230; Not only were 2 or 3 of those goals BAD last night&#8230; but a bad goal is something I am growing to get used to, but that shortie where he just kinda stood there like a Deer with Down&#8217;s Syndrome into the headlights&#8230; I&#8217;m really starting to think something is WRONG with mb30 (he wasn&#8217;t doing ANY of this in the pre-season and he&#8217;s giving up Andrew Raycroft level of bad goals now&#8230;. really it&#8217;s time to free the Denis!!)<br />
&#8211; Ryan&#8230;. Alex (let&#8217;s see who gets the reference :p)&#8230;.Cory&#8230;. Murphy whatever the hell your first name is&#8230; go away and go away NOW!!! WE WANT THE LEAN MEAN GREENE MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!</p>
<p>the Funny:<br />
(don&#8217;t worry there was some!!)<br />
&#8211; There was some pre-game amusmements tonight still&#8230;..we&#8217;re sitting down there watching warmups&#8230; and one of the Devils does the nice guy thing and tosses a puck to some kids in the front row&#8230;. one of those lil fellas goes to grab the puck but misses it and takes it to the head (no I am NOT that cruel&#8230; this is not the funny part)&#8230;. the funny part is one of his little friends grabs the puck and goes running to mommy and daddy about the puck&#8230; they go&#8230; shouldn&#8217;t you give that back to the kid who took it to the face?? and like ANY good friend&#8230; he&#8217;s like &#8230; NAH!!! Now there&#8217;s a friend for ya&#8230;. point and laugh at a friends fail AND keep the trophy to remind him!!!<br />
&#8211; 209 was as dead as the rest of the place&#8230; but damn a whole period of J-E-T-S&#8230; SUCK SUCK SUCK!! That&#8217;s the kinda stuff that gets ME through the night!!!<br />
&#8211; I did spend way too much time being an asshole on facebook last night since I was oh so bored in the game&#8230;.. don&#8217;t worry I had a moment of thinking about the kids and wasn&#8217;t gonna mention someone&#8217;s sick and twisted&#8230; for lack of a better term&#8230; Cangeliosi-gasm&#8230;. sometimes ya just&#8230; gotta&#8230; be&#8230; there!!!<br />
&#8211; nice to know we can still yell&#8230; SHANAHAN&#8230;. 19&#8230; ZAJAC&#8230; fuck my life, when Zajac scores!! (thank you your Lordship!)<br />
&#8211; Here just this 3rd period sequence on facebook deserves it&#8217;s own social commentary :p<br />
Scott Mackie  Wow, looked like mb30 was playing dodge ball on that one&#8230;..</p>
<p>Lord Krang  that was actually a great shot&#8230; Cory Murphy got beat on that play. he&#8217;s your dog.</p>
<p>Deanna Tortorello Over  I take nothing away from the shot. I just felt it would be a shame letting Chico&#8217;s fantastic color commentary go undocumented. <img src='http://www.2manadvantage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  &#8220;Just in case you were wondering, the name of that goal was the &#8220;toe-drag snapper.&#8221; I know this because Chico told me so.&#8221;</p>
<p>Scott Mackie Still, looked the goalie was down and praying on the play<br />
Fucker :p</p>
<p>Lord Krang  you sound like a grumpy old man. don&#8217;t worry, andy greene will EVENTUALLY play a home game and all will be good again. <img src='http://www.2manadvantage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Scott Mackie I AM A GRUMPY OLD MAN :p (I&#8217;m gonna regret saying this here&#8230;)<br />
(then Parise scores&#8230;.)<br />
Its amazing how this team can look like soggy donkey balls but yet make one absurd play like that parise goal and it all changes!!!</p>
<p>Lord Krang WELL FIND YOUR INNER 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Devils&#8230; Panthers (11/20/2008)&#8230; Thoughts from Section 209</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Mackie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(God I can&#8217;t believe November is almost done, the NFL is in Week 12&#8230; and my birthday is coming&#8230; good God the older you get.. the FASTER it goes&#8230; really&#8230;.) It was nice to actually SEE THIS TEAM WIN A GAME (and hockey played as God, or whatever being you crawl into the corner and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(God I can&#8217;t believe November is almost done, the NFL is in Week 12&#8230; and my birthday is coming&#8230; good God the older you get.. the FASTER it goes&#8230; really&#8230;.)</p>
<p>It was nice to actually SEE THIS TEAM WIN A GAME (and hockey played as God, or whatever being you crawl into the corner and beg for more goals from, intended it played)&#8230; and actually play kinda well&#8230;..<br />
This one had all the feelings and makings of an &#8220;aw shit they&#8217;re gonna lay an egg here&#8221; moment&#8230; but it never happened&#8230; that first period was pure comatose&#8230; neither team wanted to be there&#8230; the team was blah, because the place seemed lifeless&#8230; the place was lifeless because the quality on ice was bad and it was an ugly cycle!</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s kinda funny how things woke up in the second period&#8230; two moments of fluke shots (and well me just randomly screaming at Hassan to get the Farooq outta my seat during the intermission&#8230; I let them move me out of my seat for the opener and I HATED IT)&#8230;but anyway&#8230; that only set the pace for one of those great moments in section 209 history!!</p>
<p>We have a habit of booing the late showers (well some of them) just to give them grief and to be punctual! So anyway&#8230; I wanted to step it up for the 2nd period&#8230; so here he is walking up the steps&#8230; 2 beers in hand all ready for some Devils hockey&#8230; I curl up a napkin and all I am thinking is&#8230; oh god.. .hit the chest&#8230; be Jamie Langenbrunner&#8230;. right into the logo&#8230;the chest, not the beer&#8230; hit the logo&#8230;. so OF COURSE&#8230; I throw the napkin and the damn shot is SO PERFECT it doesn&#8217;t even hit the plastic cup part of the beer and just splashes in perfect like a Michael Jordan shot on the Knicks <img src='http://www.2manadvantage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>(and just to bring it back to the Devils&#8230; they took one shot in the second too and it counted just as much!! :p)</p>
<p>At least it was a nice, solid pounding on a crappy, well BAD, Panthers team (though making Scott Clemmensen look like Mary Brodeur was usually what WE do to backup goalies&#8230; was nice to see that and going 1 for 1 on shots in the second period happen!)&#8230; the Third Period was pretty decent too!</p>
<p>The Good:<br />
&#8211; Elias-Zubrus-Gionta&#8230;.. this line is producing and big time!!! (nice to see Patrik getting going too)<br />
&#8211; the MOVE Paul Martin put on for his goal&#8230; HOLY SHIT (it&#8217;s funny how guys who&#8217;s jerseys I wear seem to do amazing when I wear them to games&#8230; quick someone get me a White Langenbrunner!)<br />
&#8211; I&#8217;m not big on cheerleaders&#8230; but DAMN these dancing girls we have now&#8230; yum!!!<br />
&#8211; Scott Clemmensen did play well (I am not taking anything away from him but I am still annoyed at the bullshit way Weekes has been tossed under the bus) and I can&#8217;t imagine why I like my Section Chanting my name! <img src='http://www.2manadvantage.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
&#8211; JAMIE LANGENBRUNNER DOWN TO REASONABLE MINUTES&#8230; hooray!<br />
&#8211; the 5 year old kid on his birthday leading the 209 chant in the last minute (and I tell you EVERYONE got into this one!)</p>
<p>the Bad:<br />
&#8211; getting dominated in play by this crappy Panthers team&#8230; that&#8217;s just bad!!<br />
&#8211; you could say the attendance and the flat crowd, but the crowd energy was siphoned from the lack of play on the ice (and I really don&#8217;t give a shit about attendance numbers i find it BETTER to have a small crowd&#8230; you know I can like.. um&#8230; DO STUFF in the arena like harass the crazies and stuff)&#8230; and you gotta figure&#8230; beat up team&#8230; AHL jobber as your goalie&#8230; and the  Florida Panthers&#8230; yeah that&#8217;s as hot a ticket as Rutgers Football :p</p>
<p>So anyway not really a LOT to say here&#8230; so might as well save it for tomorrow&#8230; after all IT&#8217;S FRIDAY NIGHT (and what the hell ELSE do I have to do right??)</p>
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