Published: October 31, 2006
Poor Dan LaCouture. Just like Barry-warry, Danny Boy couldn’t catch a break with the New Jersey Devils. In Grant Marshall fashion, LaCouture was placed on waivers today, ending the LaCouture experiment in East Rutherford.
UPDATE: Danny Boy cleared waivers on Wednesday. Have fun in Lowell!
Published: October 30, 2006
Let me just say that I think the goal song choices are entirely lame, dumb, and stupid.
Bring back Gary Glitter, please? So he’s a boy-toucher…yeah, that’s totally frowned upon and all, but we need the “Hey Song” gosh darnit! (and yes, I know it’s really not called the “Hey Song.”)
Published: October 29, 2006
We’ve all seen the ‘new’ NHL’s crackdown on obstruction-related fouls, but what the hell happened to the Elbowing penalty?!
From what I could see from my seat in section 238, the officials for last week’s games vs Florida and Columbus missed at least 4 or 5 blatant infractions. Parise was almost decapitated when Bouwmeester elbowed [...]
Published: October 27, 2006
Last night’s matchup was about as exciting as a trip to the Supermarket Hall of Fame. It sure feels good to see the Devils pick up a win, but I’m not too sure what to make of the victory.
On the positive side, Lukowich was scratched.
Oh, and the Devils won – that’s always a good [...]
Published: October 26, 2006
I think the New Jersey Devils love me.
You see, I’ve been praying for Alex Brooks to come back to the team. No, he’s not some great defenseman…in fact, he’s really not all that good at all. However, Brooks is five thousand times better than Brad Lukowich. Yeah, I really don’t like him.
So, with Lukowich questionable [...]
Published: October 24, 2006
So, wow. The Devils kind of stink.
Actually, not kind of. They flat out suck.
Patrik Elias has left the building, along with the rest of the Devils defense. Paul Martin decided he didn’t feel like giving a damn this season, and Brian Rafalski agreed. Sergei Brylin thought it might be fun to take lots of [...]
Published: October 23, 2006
Tomorrow, the Devils return to the Mellon Arena for the 2nd time in less than a week as the crew in black and red will try to snap a 2-game skid and avoid falling to .500 after starting the season 4-2. New Jersey’s 9 points are good enough to set them atop the Atlantic [...]
Published: October 23, 2006
2 Man Advantage’s Tip of the Day #1:
Don’t guarantee your team’s victory. It never hardly ever works.
Shut up Ranger fans.
So…how about those Buffalo Sabres, huh? Who would have thought those atrocious, St. Louis Rams knockoff jerseys would have magical powers to propel Buffalo to a 9-0 record?
Or maybe the Sabres are just good and the [...]
Published: October 21, 2006
Hey Joe, I don’t think they heard you.
Let me say this — Claude Julien sure ain’t going to be sticking around too long if this keeps up.
At least Cam Janssen knows how to make a game interesting. Too bad the rest of the team doesn’t….
Published: October 21, 2006
To all New Jersey Devils:
THE SECOND PERIOD COUNTS, TOO!
(Mr. Brodeur, please disregard this message.)
4-1 Sens, 11:32 remaining.