So, wow. The Devils kind of stink.

Actually, not kind of. They flat out suck.

Patrik Elias has left the building, along with the rest of the Devils defense. Paul Martin decided he didn’t feel like giving a damn this season, and Brian Rafalski agreed. Sergei Brylin thought it might be fun to take lots of high sticking penalties, and Jamie Langenbrunner saw it fit to miss the net by a good five feet with every shot taken. Oh, and the powerplay vanished into thin air alltogether.

Finally, Martin Brodeur came to the conclusion that he doesn’t feel like playing 2nd periods anymore. The rest of the team whole-heartidly agreed.

All in all, the New Jersey Devils are a disaster on ice. Thank You-Know-Who it’s only October.

Oh, and at least the Philadelphia Flyers are worse than us. That’s always nice.