I am better than Sidney Crosby

By Patricia Greuter
for 2ManAdvantage.com

Published: December 26, 2006

Your pads are ugly.Yay for first place!

Yay for Marty shutouts!

Good win, friends, good win. It’s always fun to beat the Pittsburgh Penguins. Granted, I’d like to see a game where the Devils don’t lose 26 of their defensemen to injury, but whattaya gonna do? Richard Matvichuk, we need you.

Hey, at least we beat Banana Pads again. Boy oh boy are the Devils in the head of this poor kid, he can’t seem to buy a vowel against New Jersey!

And now, for a plea…

And may I present to you, Scott Poo-mezScott Gomez, we seriously need you to actually DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. Skating in circles, missing the net, and not backchecking was all nice and fun at first, but I gotta say, it’s really played out now. So, uhm, could you actually earn your paycheck? I know it’s tough and all, being that you can’t wait to bolt to the Rangers for that $58393.5 billion dollar thirty-year contract next year, but come on…come on!

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8 Comments on "I am better than Sidney Crosby"

  1. NYGDevils32 on Fri, 29th Dec 2006 5:33 pm 

    Lol, nice pic of Gomer!

  2. wtf on Thu, 12th Apr 2007 8:22 pm 

    ok pittsburgh is a great team. they are way better than a lot of teams.and this is a really rood article and its stupid and “banana pads” is a wicked goalie and hes only a rookie and hes better than more than half the goalies out there. and sidney crosby is amazing which is why hes the leading scorer and he has the most points. and as for the devils they suck. they played new york and they lost. it was like they were having a pleasure skate. they suck and they deserved to lose.

  3. this is gay on Thu, 12th Apr 2007 8:23 pm 

    ok pittsburgh is a great team. they are way better than a lot of teams.and this is a really rood article and its stupid and “banana pads” is a wicked goalie and hes only a rookie and hes better than more than half the goalies out there. and sidney crosby is amazing which is why hes the leading scorer and he has the most points. and as for the devils they suck. they played new york and they lost. it was like they were having a pleasure skate. they suck and they deserved to lose.

  4. crosbyylaydii087 on Wed, 25th Apr 2007 2:22 pm 

    ohh yeah he’s not the best player ever that marc andre he’s not even a player he’s just a goalie by the way crosby’s the best peeps don’t care about marc andre fleury he’s still good any way but crosby’s the best one later peeps take care everyone even thought you don’t know me layterr onn !!!!=]

  5. Marissa on Thu, 17th May 2007 1:26 pm 

    okay you wish you were better then him

    Hes hot you’re not deal with it!

  6. Marissa on Thu, 17th May 2007 1:27 pm 

    Sidney Crosby is the best player in the entire world =)))

  7. Marissa on Thu, 17th May 2007 1:28 pm 

    DEVILS SUCK!!!!

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