Yeah yeah, good game and all, but sorry, I am not satisfied.

The Rangers have been terrible as of late. Devils? Not so terrible. Should have gone red and black’s way, but noooooo, Marcel Hossa has to be the dream crusher once again in the shootout.

I am, to say the least, quite disappointed.

Alas, Patrik Elias finally pulled out a shootout goal. At least he did something to somewhat compensate for his magnificently brutal play in regulation. But poo, Scott Gomez proved once again his worthlessness by putting forth quite the crap-tastic attempt at a move on the all mighty Shootout King Henrik Lundqvist. Poo-mez, seriously…come on.

Oh well. The Devils are still in first place, so that’s always fun. If I may, I would like to commend Matt Cullen for his amazing impression of Speed Racer and totally pwning the somewhat lackluster Shootout Flop Martin Brodeur. Brian Gionta, take notes. Slap shots aren’t going to do crap in the shootout. It’s all in the motorwheels baby.

Alllll in the motorwheels….