From the YoungStars to you

Poo on you.

Evgenies don't grow on trees ya know...Evgeni “Pavel Bure can’t cherry pick as awesome as I can” Malkin got his ass handed to him by Zach “Pavel Bure ain’t got crap on me” Parise in the YoungStars game…

…oh, they were on the same team?

Eh…minor detail, minor detail folks.

Zach killed it. Malkin blew it. Two goals and four assists for the Zach Attack and…well…zero goals and zero assists for the Evenginator.

Gosh darn cherry pickers…