Stop sucking, okay? Okay.Rod Pelley: Ain’t no way Vinnie Lecav’s gonna score on me!

Word of advice, Roddy, keep your mouth shut. I fully expect Vinnie to net his 50th of the season now that Pelley has vowed he will not let the former Bolts cap’n light the lamp on his watch.

Oh boy. It’s going to be a loooong night.

Joe and I will be live-capping all game. It’s gonna be fun…I hope.

EDIT: Parise-Zajac-Langenbrunner are finally back together. About time, eh? Julien is scrambling here — he ain’t got poo on offense right now. Oh, and by the by: Elias, Gionta, Madden, and Rasmussen are all out tonight. Le sigh.

EDIT #2: Game underway. Let’s go Lowell!

EDIT #3: 1-0 Tampa. Didn’t take long for the defense to break down there.

EDIT #4: The craptastic power play gets a chance to (not) score a goal. Team hasn’t netted a pee-pee goal in its last 15 chances. Yikes.

JOE’S 2 CENTS: Of course a crappy redirection puts the Devs in a hole. I gotta give an ‘awesome’ nod to Mr. Colin White, something that happens about as often as Sergei Brylin scoring in a shootout. Don’t worry Rad Brad, didn’t forget about ya: smart penalty. So the ‘D’ has saved our butts a few times, now it’s time for a counterpunch. D+O=DO, as in ‘do something’. Like putting the puck in the net. To the 2nd we go. It’s all yours, Patricia.

EDIT #5 (WHICH IS MORE LIKE #6): Langenbrunner hits a goal post, redirects to Parise, Zachey misses it with the stick after being screened and can’t convert to put the puck in a wide open net. Seriously? Hockey Gods, you suck right now.

EDIT #6: Yays a goal. Karma’s a bitch. Stupid refs cost the Devils a goal, so Parise took things into his own hands with the hum-dinger past Marc Den-eeey to knot the game at one…oh, it was a powerplay goal. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in a while! Let’s hope for a few more now, mmmkay?

Joe says no posts. I say, no logos!EDIT #7: Stop it with the penalties now! Oh, and I would like to further elaborate on Joe’s previous brilliant illustration of where to and not to shoot. Goal posts are a no-no, but, uh, can you guys stop pelting pucks into the chest protector of the goalie? Last time I checked, it’s quite hard to force a puck through a goalie’s body. Stranger things HAVE happened though…

JOE’S 2 CENTS: Well, boys: more of the same. The penalties have to stop, seriously. Brodeur is giving you guys a chance to win this game, now respect his authori-tah and give him something to work with! And listen to Patricia, you really can’t shoot a puck through a goaltender’s stomach. I tried. Just ask Mike. Oh, hey, Rod: do you always play with your head up your ass? LOOK UP before you shoot! First you shoot from 20 feet out on a breakaway last night, then you completely miss Brylin clunking his way to the net on a 2-on-1. Wrap this one up, boys. Now a nifty, between-the-legs drop pass back to Patricia! Bury it!!

Gee, thanks Johnny.EDIT #8: You suck, Jonny Oduya.

EDIT #9: 3-1 Tampa Bay. Martin St. Louis with his second goal of the night. Aaaaaaaaaand that’s game.

EDIT #10: Why bother? Less than a minute left, don’t even pull Marty. Don’t even call a timeout. You’re just wasting your time Julien. This team is purely an offensive joke without Elias and Gionta…and Madden…even though he doesn’t really score too much. Le sigh.

EDIT #11: Game over. Devils lose again. That’s three.

JOE’S FINAL THOUGHT: Plain and simple.

Logo is seriously depressed now.

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