You're not worthy of wearing Stevens' C.
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9:51 PM ET:
Oh, and I feel bad for Brodeur — he was sparkled so brightly in Game 3, and then he puts together a crapper of a performance for Game 4. What’s up with that? Ugh.

9:41 PM ET:
Welp folks, that’s all she wrote. It’s been fun, maybe next year the boys can actually prove they have what it takes in the playoffs.

…oh, wait…series ain’t over yet? Could have fooled me. This one is done. All that’s left are the formalities of giving the Sens their fourth win of the series.

9:29 PM ET:
Of course no game is complete without the obligatory Colin White Anger Management penalty. Yay!

SIDEBAR: Elias should be stripped of the ‘C’ — it’s just not working out. On a positive note, though, Paul Martin has kicked some serious ass lately. He’s finally developing into the defenseman he should be. Brian Rafalski, on the other hand, sucks.

9:19 PM ET:
Babysteps folks, babysteps. 3-2 Sens. Granted, Martin’s shot towards the net was the first on goal the entire third period, but, uh, does this not prove something? Oh, hey I know — THROW ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AT THE NET! Emery is NOT that good. Pepper him, and drive for the rebounds, for the love of Stanley!

9:07 PM ET:
Series over. 3-1 Sens. Devils aren’t going to overcome this.

8:43 PM ET:
I miss my good feeling. I’m pretty much convinced the Devils will not win this series. Prove me wrong.

8:35 PM ET:
Crap.

8:28 PM ET:
Did anyone else’s heart just stop there when the puck nearly trickled through the crease? Whoo-boy thank goodness Marty was able to pounce his lil glove on the puck right before it was about to cross the line. Yikes. NOW we have a game on our hands, folks. This is what this series should be looking like.

I also gotta admit, Rasmussen looks good tonight.

8:14 PM ET:
Yay, a power play goal…took long enough. Of course, it’s followed by a penalty. Good job boys.

Special mention to VERSUS for the AWFUL camera angle. Couldn’t even tell it was a goal on that live camera feed. Thanks guys, once again proving your coverage is top notch.

Why oh WHY won't anyone go there? 7:39 PM ET:
The Devils WILL lose this series if they do not friggen get the concept of PUTTING SOMEONE IN FRONT OF THE GOSH DARN NET. Holy crap this is beyond ridiculous now. Emery is garbage, he looks like garbage, he’s playing shaky and giving up tons of rebounds…yet he WILL continue to stop the puck if not a single Devil will stand in front of him. I just don’t get it, I really don’t. Now I’M starting to get pissed.

7:29 PM ET:
Well…uh…damn. Cap’n, you suck. Thanks for turning the puck over twice in one shift on the power play. Seriously.

Oh, and goal post? What did I ever do to you, really? Come on.

Poo on you. 7:27 PM ET: Oh goal post, how I hate you right now! Huge power play for the boys…hey, every power play is huge at this point.

7:21 PM ET:
If there’s one saving grace right now, it’s that the Gomez line looks like they’re flying. I anticipate a Devils goal…but, uh, they just gotta actually get into the zone for that to happen. Can’t win a game when you’re spending the whole time in the defensive zone boys.

7:17 PM ET:
Even when the Devils look halfway decent the Sens still find a way to get the job done. 1-0 Sens early. Granted, Ray Emery still looks like garbage and is giving up monster rebounds, but my good feeling has really gone away already…

7:12 PM ET:
In-tros-ting…Mike Rupp is sitting, David Clarkson is playing. Spark plug maybe?

7:09 PM ET:
Well, puck’s about to drop. Marty says the Devils aren’t worried. Dany Heatley says the Sens are purely awesome. Okay, maybe I paraphrased…but you get the gist.
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How awesome is this foot?Once again, it proves to be difficult to be in two places at once, so I will try my damndest to update as much as possible. Stupid VERSUS…

For serious though, I do have a good feeling about the game. I dunno, maybe it’s just me but I expect a good game out of the Cap’n tonight. He’s looked like garbage so far this series, and I gotta believe he’s still sicky-poo. Hopefully he’s bettery-poo now, cause, uh, we need him…bad.

Ray Emery is a beatable goalie, the boys just need to keep firing at him (psst…shoot glove side!) and scoop up all those juicy rebounds he seems to enjoy giving out, and all will be okay.

If not, well, it’s going to massively suck. Going down 3-1 is quite the poopy situation, and I’ll be quite sad if the team does lose tonight.

Don’t make me sad, New Jersey Devils. Don’t make me sad…

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