Well, Hellllooooo!

You guys remember me, dontcha?!

Summertime seems to be in full-swing around the metro-area, and with it comes the mind-numbing boredom of the die-hard hockey fan. Usually I can enjoy a few hot weeks of some exciting Yankees baseball, but that’s hardly been the case this year! So, now I’m left submerged into the raging whirlpool known better as.. THE OFFSEASON! (Dun dun dun, ::dramatic reverb::)

…Anybody catch the opening telecast of FSNY’s “15 To Remember?” If you missed it, you missed some great footage of Chico scarfing down a hot dog and even licking the mustard right off the ol’ fingers. Way to go Chicamundo! Oh, and our boys smacked around the defending champs :). With tonight’s replay an exception, perhaps a more proper name for FSNY’s summer debacle would be “One-Goal Games, and Their Adverse Effect On Health Conditions”. …as if the season wasn’t strenuous enough!

-=-=-=-=-=-What’s that you say? We have serious matters to take care of this season? Oh thattsss right, some guy nicknamed G-LOVE wants a contract that will rival Donald Trumps salary. Ha! No worries, I have better news: Bob Barker has ended his short-lived retirement to sign-on as host of everyone’s favorite summertime gameshow, “WHICH COACH IS RIGHT?”! Don’t worry, I got this one under control: I nominate this guy:

Go ahead, admit it. I is a jeenyus. It’s too perfect!!Enjoy the rest of the off-season, the best is yet to come. Hopefully. Hey, at the very least I’m sure Lou will sign a few over-the-hill enforcers to $7 million deals. My money is on Gleason!

…Nice dropping in!