CAPTION THIS!

By Patricia Greuter
for 2ManAdvantage.com

Published: November 6, 2007

CAPTION THIS WINNER! We had some great entries, it was hard to pick just one, but I went with the caption that pretty much fits the tone of the team’s struggles. With that said, our first winner comes from Jeff. Congrats, Jeff! Look for more Caption This…es(?) in the future!

Poor Coach.


CAPTION THIS #1:
Okay, we need a little something to lift our spirits. Since, well, I can’t magically make this team good, I’ll try something a little different. I found quite the amusing photo on Yahoo this morning. In fact, it’s downright hilarious. It may even be the photo to describe how this entire season has unfolded so far.

Here is the silly photo:

So, in true 2MA fashion, what better to do with a silly picture than caption it?

I’m going to leave this in the readers’ hands this time. Post an equally silly caption for this silly picture. Winner gets, well, the satisfaction of having the silliest caption. Great prize, eh? We’ll post up the picture again with the best caption.

Aaaaaaaaaand GO!

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37 Comments on "CAPTION THIS!"

  1. Keith on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 8:52 am 

    Little Kid: Well Sutter, looks like you screwed us again! Now don’t say another word and go to your room, and think about what you’ve done!

    Sutter: (Pudge Face) hum! This is no fair!

  2. Aaron on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:15 am 

    Sutter: Genie, I wish to get out of this arena in one piece.

    Little Kid: Your wish is my command! [cue "I Dream of Jeannie" wish granting sequence]

  3. Kelly on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:19 am 

    To the theme of “I Dream of Jeanie” (Not showing my age but I watched the show back in the 90′s when I was a KID!)

    Kid: Master, Lou is one unhappy man. Shall I try to help?

    Brent: I, I just don’t know right now. My system was working well and well, we just look terrible.

    Kid: Master, if everything seemed to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Zach: It’s about time someone said something!

    Sarge: There’s my contact!

  4. Kelly on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:21 am 

    Aaron… I swear, there were no comments when I went to go post!! I SWEAR!

    DAMNIT!

  5. Kelly on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:23 am 

    X out Sarge… Make it Zubrus. The eyes have failed me.

  6. Patricia Greuter on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:23 am 

    Haha! Poor Kelly!

  7. Kelly on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:28 am 

    Great minds think alike I guess ;-)

  8. MIKE HARRISON on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 9:40 am 

    Kid: Hey Mr., my dad say’s the odds are at 2 to 1 you’ll be fired soon.

    Sutter (see look on face)

  9. Darren on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 10:15 am 

    Little Kid – I’m actually a Ranger Fan and now I will do the Dance of Joy but I need a partner…Hey Sutter, you play the part of Balki Bartokomous

  10. NJDevil on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 10:16 am 

    Sutter: What was that call?

    Little Kid: Hold dick…and now they’ll probably score on the PP.

  11. AkA on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 10:26 am 

    Kid: “Look Sutter…My dad makes more than you to be able to afford these seats!”

  12. Brian on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 10:50 am 

    I really like that picture because it captures Sutter’s intensity. Too bad that kid had to ruin it with that dumb smile.

  13. Aaron on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 12:04 pm 

    Don’t worry Kelly. Same reference, different joke. :)

  14. ev0lemi on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 12:29 pm 

    Kid: Give up yet Sutter? I told you to play Matvichuk, but did you listen? Come on now, call him back up and all your woes will disappear.

    Zach: who’s that hot asian chick in 228??

  15. Patricia Greuter on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 1:11 pm 

    Haha Emi, the Zach part is great.

  16. Joe on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 3:32 pm 

    Kid: haha, you look like a monkey. *Sutter*
    Zach: The scoreboard looks coolll.
    Zubrus: Oh look, a penny!

  17. Emily on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 3:33 pm 

    Ev0lemi.. that zach part.. was awesome. haha.

  18. Dana B on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 3:49 pm 

    ev0lemi..zach..lmfao

  19. Keith on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 4:14 pm 

    lol when will the winer be picked

  20. Patricia Greuter on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 4:24 pm 

    Sometime tomorrow, I’ll post an edited version of the picture with the best caption.

  21. Dana B on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 4:34 pm 

    kid- well gollleee gee wilikers mister, your team sure sucks ass
    Sutter-*pouty face*
    Zach- that new mega-tron makes my butt look big

  22. Chris on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 6:06 pm 

    I like the Dream of Jeanie one..the first one.

    The kid does have the classic look of a coach while Sutter has the look of a pouting kid.

  23. Steve Lepore on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 6:48 pm 

    “Oh Al, let your son come through the glass”.

  24. Devil Fan in NC on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 6:58 pm 

    Kid: My dad’s devils system are better then your devils!

    Sutter: Shut it kid, I get you and it will look like a bloody accident. This face ain’t for the faint heart!

  25. Robert on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 7:03 pm 

    Oh damn Zach its burning and dripping green stuff again.

    Parise: Damn man put that away you know I dont need to see that again

    Sutter: Geez fellas I gave ya the day off but you could have at least wrapped it up :-p

  26. Jeff on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 7:40 pm 

    Kid: Not as easy as it looks, is it?

  27. Shari on Tue, 6th Nov 2007 10:30 pm 

    Zubie: Vat is dat smell? Zach: Maybe if I stare at that big scoreboard and act like I don’t notice that smell no one will think that it’s Me. Travis: wasn’t Me. Sutter: who cares who it was We stink as a Team. Kid: Ha Ha I just farted.

  28. Hal Stern on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 12:28 am 

    Kid: Hey, Mr. Sutter, Mr. Zubrus sees
    where you peed on the bench during the last
    penalty kill.

  29. Hal Stern on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 12:30 am 

    Kid: Mr. Sutter, does Zubrus really have three first names because my Dad keeps calling him That F–kin Waste?

  30. Patricia Greuter on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 1:19 am 

    Alright, I’m gonna look through the comments and pick a winner now! (=

  31. Ron on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 1:41 am 

    Make-A-Wish just called and told me I get the pool since this wish didn’t pan out!

  32. PatD on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 1:48 am 

    I thought we had to copy the image and add subtitles, so below is a link to my entry, enjoy.
    http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d130/PatrickDamico89/2ma.jpg

  33. Keith on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 7:56 am 

    oh man i just thought of another one.

    Little Kid: HAHA SUTTER JULIENS BETTER!!

  34. Hasan on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 8:00 am 

    OUCH, the one on the front’s cruel :)

  35. JP on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 6:01 pm 

    Oh, put me in, Coach – I’m ready to play today;
    Put me in, Coach – I’m ready to play today;
    Look at me, I can play Defence.

  36. JP on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 6:03 pm 

    Coach did you see that hot asian chip in sec 228

  37. Ryan on Wed, 7th Nov 2007 8:39 pm 

    Look at Zajacs Face its like he wishes he was never drafted by the devils!