Blah.The 2007-08 New Jersey Devils suck.

It’s not lack of effort. No, not at all. This team tries. Certainly tries hard. Maybe not for, well, a full 60 minutes a night, but they damn well do the best they can out there.

Problem is, there’s not much talent.

I’d love to sit here and proclaim Red ‘n Black to be the little engine that could, but I’d be lying. And I don’t like lying.

Oh, it’s certainly odd and even awkward to watch a bad Devils team — heck, we haven’t seen a yucky hockey club in over 10 years. Somewhat strangely enough, I find solace in that.

Hey, it’s not the end of the world. We’ve watched this team win three Cups, win tons of division titles, and kick serious butt against the likes of the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers over the past few years, but, well, it really may just be an off year for the New Jersey Devils.

Should we reach for a panic button? Oh, of course not. That would be ridiculous. Last thing this team needs is a fire sale. You see, while this team does show lack of talent, they don’t prove to be a downright awful team, at least, in my eyes. For now, of course. I reserve the right to change my opinion, but that will likely be unnecessary.

Oh Patty.Of course, there are certainly adjustments that need to be made in order to salvage future Devils teams. I do firmly believe that Patrik Elias is an unneeded component, and I’ve believed that for a while now. It’s not fun to write, sure, but the poor lad just can’t muster up any consistency anymore. Try as he may, and he does damn well try, I just don’t see the juices flowing soundly enough for him to be what this team needs. He’s certainly a fine player, don’t get me wrong, but he just cannot seem to fulfill the responsibilities he is called upon. Nothing wrong with that — we are simply asking too much of him.

That said, or written, the serious downgrade in defense has clearly come to bite the collective ass of the New Jersey Devils. When you are already sporting a mediocre offense, you need a damn good defense. I’m more than pleased with the Andy Greenes of the world, but let’s be honest here: having a team that sports names like Mike Mottau and Sheldon Brookbank in the same starting lineup does not fly. Not kosher. Really. Not. Nothing against those men as they are both fine, fine men, but, well, they just won’t bring the bacon home anytime soon.

We have grown to love you, Anger.I do find comfort in the idea that Mr. Anger Management will be making a triumphant return quite soon, but I fear it is simply not enough.

And, hey, that’s perfectly fine. Teams can have bad years. We’re just not used to seeing bad years from the Devils. I can come to accept that, so long as this doesn’t become a trend. Oh, and of course, I’d love to be proven wrong. If the team went on a nine-million game winning streak the second I hit the publish button on this bad boy, I’d eat crow ’til the cows came home, I really would. So, either way, I’m cool with what happens.

Moral of the story, folks? Try not to get too frustrated. They’re doing the best they can. Might not be all that great, but it’s better than winning zero out of 82 games played, mmkay?

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