We’re not dead.

Just busy. And maybe a little depressed. Or alot depressed. We still owe the folks at RangerLand a set of five Haiku.  Said haiku are coming, we swear. We also owe you, the awesome 2MA reading folk out there, a year-end recap courtesy of Mr. Scott Mackie; said recap will also be up in the coming days. And [...]

2MA THANKS YOU!

So, this season didn’t quite pan out the way we hoped for, but hey, can’t win ‘em all, right? Okay, it would have been nice for at least one win at home, but I digress… Alas, Josh, Steve, Scott, Joe, and I would like to thank each and every reader for another great year here [...]

Welp, it’s over.

Is this my last plea for the season?

Gosh, I sure hope not. We’ve tried the whole desperation thing. Failed. We begged and bribed, to no avail. It’s simply impossible to wake the beast, I fear. Have I given up? Oh, no. Not at all. Am I trying some whole reverse-psychology deal, secretly hoping that if I kick the dog, (dog being New [...]

Because I like you guys

I’ve decided to give away a t-shirt anyway. Congratulations to reader bostondevil! Yes, I have a hidden motive here. I totally believe that if I play the “nice guy” card, the Hockey Gods will grace Black ‘n Red with a win on Friday. Stranger things have happened…

Well…

Dear New Jersey, Do it again. That’s all I ask. Yours forever, Patricia XOXO PS~ If you guys win tonight, I will personally give one lucky reader a 2MA t-shirt. READERS: LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS POST BETWEEN NOW AND 9:00 PM ET CHEERING YOUR DEVILS ON. IF THE BOYS PULL THROUGH TONIGHT, ONE LUCKY [...]

BREAKING NEWS: Sean Avery wins asshat of the universe competition

NEW YORK — Sean Avery, alleged John and mediocre forward for the New York Rangers, was officially awarded the title of “Asshat of the Universe” Monday morning after the National Hockey League was forced to alter its rules specifically to keep up with his douchebaggery. Avery received the award, presented annually by the International Brotherhood [...]

You’re Welcome.

Dearest Patricia, We’re pretty awesome huh? I know, I know, we’ve given you some scares in the past couple of days; what with Zach losing his boyish good looks and Marty nearly losing his head. But really, we were about to turn it around, we just needed to wait for the right moment. Sure, there [...]

Win…please?

Dearest New Jersey, I don’t like being mad at you. I really don’t. You make it so easy sometimes though. Do you realize that you have surely put me to an early grave? All the antacids, those ulcers are killin’ me. Oh, and I need a lot of dental work too, but that’s just because [...]

RANGERS @ DEVILS: GAME 2 (sort of) LIVE-CAP!

9:54 PM ET: And that’s game. Rangers with the 2-0 lead. Not good folks, not good. Horrible ending to the game, thanks to the officials. Way to ruin a pivotal moment. 9:53 PM ET: Can anyone explain to me why an icing was called when, uh, the Devils are shorthanded? Lame. 9:53 PM ET: Aaaand [...]

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