Let us remember folks, if the Devils do not win this final tilt against the New York Rangers, your favorite friendly female fan (oh I killed that alliteration!) will don a Rangers jersey for an entire week on 2MA.

No one wants to see this, right?

Get it done boys, get it done.

Stick around for Mr. Stirling’s super awesome live-cap, and be sure to check back for a mighty post-game ‘cap from — you guessed it — your favorite friendly female fan who is hopefully not fuming and frantic, for sure.

I need to stop.