I Just Couldn’t Resist.

Clearly, I need not remind you that updates around here have been few and far between this off-season. So given the fact that I am suffering from a writer’s block that could easily be mistaken for the after-effects of a lobotomy, you could imagine how I reacted when I read this.
It was too good [...]

Devils Home Opener Announced – Countdown Begins Now!

Start up your countdown calendars, folks.  We’re exactly 85 days away from the Devils home opener 2008-09.
It’s been confirmed that the Devils will open play next season with a division matchup against the New York Islanders on Friday, October 10th, 2008.  I guess they took pity on us for giving us a red-hot Ottawa team [...]

The Prodigal Son Returns

Yes, the rumors are true. Scott Clemmensen will once again don the Red & Black! Of course, it’ll be the baby Red & Black, but nonetheless Scott Motherfriggin Clemmensen is back where he belongs! 2ManAdvantage once again is armed with all it needs!
Patricia, remember to call your pharmacist and cancel your Ambien CR [...]

Who Needs Markus Naslund?!

Welcome back, Mr. Holik!! (…You too, Brian!)

Free Agent Signing Day Happy Fun Time & Box Social

NEW JERSEY SIGNS BOBBY HOLIK, 1 year, $2.5 million.
2MA COLLECTIVELY SAYS: Welcome back Bobby!

NEW JERSEY SIGNS BRIAN ROLSTON, 4 years, $20 million.
STEVE SAYS: I couldn’t be happier with this signing. Rolston fills alot of our needs all at once. We get a top-six forward who can play center AND QB our power play. [...]

Morning FA roundup: Devs sign Salvador

4 years, about $2.9 per season, according to TSN.
The poetic Mark Everson from the Post has quotes from Brian Campbell’s agent confirming that Lou has been on the phone discussing signing him
There are also plenty of rumors swirling involving the Devils interest in Brian Rolston, Marian Hossa, Radim Vrbata, Darcy Tucker and others, but none [...]

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