July 2008 News

I Just Couldn’t Resist.

Published: July 30, 2008

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Clearly, I need not remind you that updates around here have been few and far between this off-season. So given the fact that I am suffering from a writer’s block that could easily be mistaken for the after-effects of a lobotomy, you could imagine how I reacted when I read this.
It was too good [...]

Devils Home Opener Announced – Countdown Begins Now!

Published: July 16, 2008

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Start up your countdown calendars, folks. We’re exactly 85 days away from the Devils home opener 2008-09.
It’s been confirmed that the Devils will open play next season with a division matchup against the New York Islanders on Friday, October 10th, 2008. I guess they took pity on us for giving us a red-hot Ottawa team [...]

The Prodigal Son Returns

Published: July 12, 2008

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Yes, the rumors are true. Scott Clemmensen will once again don the Red & Black! Of course, it’ll be the baby Red & Black, but nonetheless Scott Motherfriggin Clemmensen is back where he belongs! 2ManAdvantage once again is armed with all it needs!
Patricia, remember to call your pharmacist and cancel your Ambien CR [...]

Who Needs Markus Naslund?!

Published: July 6, 2008

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Welcome back, Mr. Holik!! (…You too, Brian!)

Free Agent Signing Day Happy Fun Time & Box Social

Published: July 1, 2008

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NEW JERSEY SIGNS BOBBY HOLIK, 1 year, $2.5 million.
2MA COLLECTIVELY SAYS: Welcome back Bobby!

NEW JERSEY SIGNS BRIAN ROLSTON, 4 years, $20 million.
STEVE SAYS: I couldn’t be happier with this signing. Rolston fills alot of our needs all at once. We get a top-six forward who can play center AND QB our power play. [...]

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