Dear New Jersey Devils,

Stop sucking kthx.
Always and forever,
Patricia XOXO
PS~ Give me a suite for next season. That would be pretty sweet. HA GET IT? SUITE — SWEET? …I’m sorry.

Game night.

So.  Tonight.
It’s a big one.  A little too big for a pair of teams that have been pretty poor in their last four games.
The Devils, of course, are 0-3-1 since Marty Brodeur recorded shutout #101 two Fridays ago.   The Rangers, who play host to NJ tonight at MSG, are 1-2-1 over the last four.  I’m [...]

I am not happy.

Gosh DARN IT, why can’t we win a damn game all of a sudden?
Man, we’re supposed to be all “hey, my team can kick your team’s ASS!” right now, but nooo — we can’t beat ANYONE.
Gross exaggeration?
Whatever. I’m ANGRY.
We’ve lost, like, nine million in a row and it’s quite clear that the playoffs are a [...]

Hurricanes @ Devils SORTA-CAP!

9:29 PM: Game over.  I can’t believe this, I thought this team was too good this year for the annual March swoon, but…I don’t know.  2-1 Hurricanes.  Good thing I only did a half-assed Cap tonight.  Goodnight.
9:28 PM: 10 seconds left, Devils on the offensive zone faceoff.
9:26 PM: Less than a minute to go and [...]

Totally forgot.

I was supposed to update the ZubbieCounterContest, wasn’t I?  Whoops.  Better late than never, yes?
Congrats to Kristyn, who has figured out that pop culture references are a nearly guaranteed victory in the ZubbieCounterContest.

We’re getting to the tail end of the season, which means there’s probably very few ZubbieCounterContest chances left!  Probably very few chances to [...]

Open Letter to the NJ Devils:

(Yes I am still fighting this shakedown and I will until it’s resolved :p)
I sent this email to mgmt@newjerseydevils.com in response to the “Frozen Price” shakedown… feel free to pass it on to the 209ers and do the same!! And I want as many of us in the $25 seats to make a shit about [...]

And this is why Scott Clemmensen is better than you

He may be floating around in obscurity somewhere in Massachusetts today, but without Scott Clemmensen, it’s safe to say the New Jersey Devils may not be where they are today…which is, like, the best team in the history of ALL SPORTS.
Oh, too far?
Sorry.
Alas, 2MA would like to extend its most sincere congratulations to the netminder [...]

Thoughts from Section 209….Devils/Wild 3/20/2009

One mere section over from Section Two-Oh-Ten (hey I said it I’ll take my shit for it :p)… well at least for now… there’s gonna be some bitching about THAT in a minute… and it just seemed like just another night in the office for the Devils… and an impromptu 2ma reunion in the section [...]

Oh boy.

The Devils are awesome.
Pretty much all that needs to be said.

The Day After

It’s been said over and again, by Scott last night, by comments both here and elsewhere, by talking heads on TV.  Last night, simply, was amazing.
I sat down to try to put something up on this blog before heading back to my much-less-thrilling day job, and I wasn’t sure what I was going to say.  [...]

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