9:29 PM: Game over.Â I can’t believe this, I thought this team was too good this year for the annual March swoon, but…I don’t know.Â 2-1 Hurricanes.Â Good thing I only did a half-assed Cap tonight.Â Goodnight.
9:28 PM: 10 seconds left, Devils on the offensive zone faceoff.
9:26 PM: Less than a minute to go and the Devils pull the goalie.Â That missed penalty is brutal, Langs right next to the Carolina net in a goalmouth scramble.Â Just brutal.Â Timeout Devils.
9:24 PM: Scramble in the goal month and we can’t buy a penalty, despite Captainbrunner getting his feet taken out from under him.Â I think that’s probably the end of the game for us now.
9:22 PM: Oh for eff’s sake.Â Rutuu pounds home a rebound and it’s 2-1 Hurricanes.Â C’mon now, this is sad.
9:21 PM: Paul Martin takes some sort of penalty.Â Hooking, I guess.Â Four minutes left in the game.Â Gulp.
9:15 PM: Goddammit.Â Clarkson can’t clear it, and eventually Samsonov bangs home a rebound.Â 1-1 game, and we can stop holding our collective breath for shutout 102 now.Â Sad.
9:08 PM: If Zubbie’s name was Scott Stevens, there would have been a Hurricane on the ice that you’d need a ShamWow to mop up.Â Alas, Zubbie ain’t Scotty, and the open ice hit didn’t even knock the other guy down.
9:00 PM: Mike Rupp takes a high sticking penalty.Â Rats.
8:55 PM: That woulda been a nice breakaway if anyone but Bobby Holik were the one sprung on it.Â Instead of being a breakaway, though, it became more of a one-on-two slapshot-into-the-goalie’s-crest type deal.Â Sigh.
8:36 PM: Second period, over.Â Remains 1-0 Devils.Â Decent period, nothing great, but not god-awful, either.Â CRAZY saves on each end of the ice.Â Zach should be at goal #43 if not for a crazy shortstop like dive by Cam Ward, while a pair of ho-hum-just-another-wicked-insane-Marty-glove-save keeps it a slim Devils lead heading into the third.
8:25 PM: Marty with another stellar save and then a bunch of scrummy stuff in front of the net.Â Some guy named Convoy and Colin White get angry at each other, and MSG+ catches them yelling at each other from their respective penalty boxes.Â Funny as hell.Â Â Also, PIERRE CHAMPIOUX SIGHTING!
8:18 PM: Dammit Cam Ward, don’t you know you’re not supposed to make stops like that on Zach Parise?Â Goaltender’s duel tonight for sure, sick save for sick save.
8:14 PM: I think Zubbie is protesting the 27 Dresses picture.Â Between last night and that trip…jebus Zubbie, have a sense of humor, man.Â Also, flat out ridiculous save by Marty.Â RI-FRIGGIN-DICULOUS.
7:43 PM: Welp, that Elias goal certainly woke me up.Â Perhaps I was being unfair on this game because of my own mental state.Â It wasn’t that bad, and they seemed to wake up a bit as the game went on.Â Only one penalty called, against the Devils, but that’s still an improvement over the last few games.Â Big hit by Patty Elias late in the period, knocking Babchuk over, which is cool by me.Â Devils lead 1-0 after one.
7:38 PM: Ooooooooh!Â Odd-man rush, Madden dashes in as a decoy while Gionta passes to a trailing Elias and we gots ourselves a lead!Â 1-0 Devils.
7:34 PM: Spoke too soon, Niclas Havelid held someone.Â Great.
7:30 PM: Maybe it’s because I’M tired, but the team looks terribly tired tonight.Â Marty’s bobbling pucks, passes are off the mark.Â No penalties yet, at least.
7:16 PM: See?Â It’s a good thing I’m only Sorta-Capping this thing.Â Slow start so far.
7:09 PM: Puck’s on the ice.Â Doc’s intro was…weird.
6:32 PM (Pre-game): I know what you’re thinking…”Sorta-Cap?!”Â Let’s just put it this way – I don’t feel particularly well this evening.Â It’s been an exhausting week.Â I’m not sure I have the ability to give you a good, insightful, funny-type LiveCap.Â But I also don’t wanna just, y’know, do nothing.Â We’ve been doing nothing ’round here too much lately.Â So, the Sorta-Cap.Â I’ll update after each period and occasionally when the fancy strikes.Â And if, at some point I disappear, avenge my death.Â (Or I fell asleep.Â Whichever.Â You can still avenge me, though.)