I am not happy.

By Patricia Greuter
for 2ManAdvantage.com

Published: March 28, 2009

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Gosh DARN IT, why can’t we win a damn game all of a sudden?

Man, we’re supposed to be all “hey, my team can kick your team’s ASS!” right now, but nooo — we can’t beat ANYONE.

Gross exaggeration?

Whatever. I’m ANGRY.

We’ve lost, like, nine million in a row and it’s quite clear that the playoffs are a pipe dream at best.

…oh, we’ve already clinched a playoff berth? My bad.

I’M STILL ANGRY.

Here’s what we’re going to do, ladies and gentlemen. First, New Jersey is to STOP taking dumb penalties. That should help matters. I am quite tired of watching us kill at least 35903 penalties A GAME. Now, unless you’re going to bring back the entire 2001 Devils lineup, I am not interested in watching our “special” teams being put to such OVER use.

Secondly, we are to give Lens Crafter gift certificates to each and every referee in the NHL.

Clearly, these men are having a little trouble with their vision as the ABSURD CALLS (AND NON CALLS!) NEED TO STOP.

Alright then. Are we good? Yes. I feel better.

Black ‘n red, DO BETTER. I will not be forced to root for the Hawks for the remainder of this season, despite living in the Windy City.

Oh, and by the way, they ain’t lying about that — it’s flippin’ WINDY here.

This is Patricia Greuter, signing out.

Tagged with: Ladies And Gentlemen, Nhl, Referee, Remainder

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5 Comments on "I am not happy."

theking72 on Sun, 29th Mar 2009 8:29 am

At first, I was all “No need to hit the panic button, everything is fine”

Then I was like, “Let me take the plastic cover off the panic button just in case we need it”

If we can’t destroy the Rags on Monday, I’m pressing it.

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Kevin on Sun, 29th Mar 2009 6:22 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk

Watch it. I read this post and thought of this.

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Kevin on Sun, 29th Mar 2009 6:25 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5OookwOoY&feature=related

and this.

PICK IT UP BOYS!

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Josh Burnett on Sun, 29th Mar 2009 10:15 pm

We were SOOOO close to going an entire season without using the stick in the trash can picture.

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Erik Carlson on Sun, 29th Mar 2009 10:53 pm

To Kevin: Thanks for finding that Any Given Sunday vid. That’s the perfect thing for me to post on one of the msg board I frequent tomorrow.

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