Things you can do in 80 seconds

Leisurely walk a city block
Read a page or so in a good book
Make a sandwich
Brew a cup of tea
Sew a button on a jacket
Scratch off a lottery card
Shave an unimpressive playoff beard

COMPLETELY DESTROY 8 MONTHS OF MOTHERF(^%$*G WORK GHAAAHGHAHG!!!! I HATE LARGE CYCLONIC WEATHER SYSTEMS

Comments

  1. Does Sutter survive the summer?

  2. Oh Steve. I smile only because it hurts too much to frown anymore.

    Misery.

  3. I agree. I’m laughing because if I don’t I’ll just cry for days.

  4. Dump White & Havelid says:

    Madden could not hit an open net on a breakaway.