Things you can do in 80 seconds
Published: April 29, 2009
Leisurely walk a city block
Read a page or so in a good book
Make a sandwich
Brew a cup of tea
Sew a button on a jacket
Scratch off a lottery card
Shave an unimpressive playoff beard
COMPLETELY DESTROY 8 MONTHS OF MOTHERF(^%$*G WORK GHAAAHGHAHG!!!! I HATE LARGE CYCLONIC WEATHER SYSTEMS
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FAUXRUMORS on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 1:21 pm
Does Sutter survive the summer?
Patricia Greuter on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 1:24 pm
Oh Steve. I smile only because it hurts too much to frown anymore.
Misery.
Jaclyn on Wed, 29th Apr 2009 4:59 pm
I agree. I’m laughing because if I don’t I’ll just cry for days.
Dump White & Havelid on Mon, 4th May 2009 2:03 pm
Madden could not hit an open net on a breakaway.