With every sunset…

So, there’s no use in moping forever, right?

That’s what my therapist tells me, at least.

Alas, the boys and I have decided to give 2MA a little makeover. We’ve one again enlisted the wonderful and talented Dustin to give good ol’ 2MA a fresh look. Be on the lookout for a new site design in the coming months, but for now we need YOUR help!

See, Dustin came up with a wonderful logo and banner for us. For this, we owe him babies, ponies, and lots of Skittles. It was a hard bargain, but I think it’s a good deal. Regardless, the boys and I had a little trouble coming up with a new slogan for the website.

This is where you come in.

We need a catchy tag line for our new 2MA banner. Help us out! Email your ideas and suggestions to us right HERE. Keep it simple, keep it short, but keep it awesome! Remember, this needs to fit on our header. The winning slogan will appear on the new 2MA banner. Oh, and ya never know — we may have some other goodies up or sleeves for the winner!

We’ll keep this contest running throughout the playoffs, but act now! We need HELP!!

Oh, it might help to see the new banner, huh? Well then, here ya go:

Dandy, huh?


  1. Shucks… no more kool-aid for you… that’s unfortunate.

  2. looks dandy. There are never enough skittles. loving da sour. 😀

    From a rival fan with admiration, here’s a try:

    “2Man Advantage: Serving Kool Aid Daily”

    or how about:

    “Satan’s Little Helpers”

  3. Ah. Forget the first idea. Maybe the 2nd might be better. duh

  4. Zubbie Counter Fan says:

    Whoah. For some reason, I really like what I’m seeing. Hm…I said this to Josh about two years ago when I heard about this site, and I know it’ll never be your slogan, but at the risk of getting banned from the site, how about;

    “2Man Advantage – we’re NOT a gay porn website!”


    “2Man Advantage – we’re not JUST a gay porn website!”

    That said, I fully expect this comment to not even make it on the site.

  5. Kristyn says:


  6. “Better the Devils you know than the one you don’t”

  7. That’s it, Zubbie Counter Fan wins. Contest over.


    Okay, not really. But that IS my tagline when I tell people about this site who know nothing of it (or hockey, for that matter).

  8. Hey,

    I believe I was the one who came with the porno website tag.

    y’know, when the site FIRST OPENED!! 😉

  9. Yes, but which one was it, Joe – we’re not a day porn website, or we’re not JUST a gay porn website? That one little word makes such a difference…

  10. Zubbie Counter Fan says:

    It’s funny Josh, I actually did not know a thing about hockey until you took me to a game against the Thrashers back in the day when I was a huge Yohan Hedberg fan. Well, a Hedberg fan – the one who died, but I took liking to the Manitoba Moose because they shared the same last name. Anyway, you sold me on this sport, this team, and this site all in one fell swoop. And now I’m a fan of a goal counter dedicated to one specific Devil apparently. True story.

    Also, Josh, you got me into the poker world almost the exact same way. Also, that shitty job I had for ten years. But I digress.

  11. michael says:

    2 Man Advantage: It can’t be worse than Nic Havelid

  12. Dago Red says:

    2 Man Advantage: Keeping You Pinned in Your Own Zone Since 20XX

  13. I’m good at making people like stuff. Good to know. It’ll help in my overall plot to control the world someday.

    Interestingly, I haven’t watched televised poker in forever. Kinda sad.

  14. michael says:

    2 Man Advantage: Shut your neutral zone trap

  15. michael has a good one.