It’s coming…

According to the Devils Twitter feed (and other “traditional” sources, I GUESS), the Devils have a “Major Announcement” set for 1:30 PM today.  Gee, I wonder what it could possibly be.

Actually, instead of wondering, here’s the line on what today’s Major Announcement will be:

Jacques Lemaire as Coach:  1.5-to-1
Lou himself as Coach:  2-to-1
Devils sign low-level free agent: 2.5-to-1
Mike Haviland as Coach: 8-to-1
Lou is resigning to run a Panera Bread:  10-to-1
Devils sign mid-level free agent: 20-to-1
Scott Stevens as Coach: 100-to-1
Mike Keenan as Coach: HA-HA!-to-1
Devils sign high-level free agent: Snowball’s-Chance-to-Hell
Other: 25-to-1

So get your bets in and stick with us! We’ll have the announcement up as soon as it’s out, here, on our Facebook page (friend us! facebook.com/2manadvantage) and on our Twitter feed (follow us! @2MAblog)